When you think of the Burger King Kids Club, you immediately think of Kid Vid first. While he'd like to think that it's because he was the official spokesperson & leader of the Club, he knows deep down inside that the real reason people remember him is because of his wardrobe. You have to be one seriously awesome dude to pull off an outfit like that. You can tell that those are some killer threads because they have lightning bolts on them. It makes me want to be Kid Vid for every Halloween ever from now on. Just look at those shades. I like how I just said "Just look at those shades," as if your eyes aren't magically drawn to them like a magnet. I'm sure it's very difficult to read this when you keep getting distracted by Kid Vid's ridiculous eyewear. It's hard to tell whether they're supposed to be hip looking, single lens shades like the headgear LeVar Burton wore on Star Trek & should have worn on Reading Rainbow, or if they're those giant prescription sunglasses that elderly people wear on sunny days. Oh, wait a second. Here's the other side of Kid Vid's face... That is totally an antenna coming out of Kid Vid's glasses! Maybe they're the same kind of headgear that Marty McFly Jr. was wearing to watch TV & answer the phone in Back to the Future Part 2. It all makes sense now... the lightning bolts on his clothes, the red belt thing that wraps around his shoulder, the magic remote control he uses to instantly transport himself to the nearest Burger King... Kid Vid must be a messenger from the future!
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